Bureau of Unlikely Enforcement: Zero Tolerance Protocol

Section 1: Uncooperative Subjects

You have been identified as a repeat offender. Your non-compliance with the Zero Tolerance Protocol has not gone unnoticed.

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Section 2: Mandatory Rehabilitation

As per the Bureau's guidelines, you have been assigned to Mandatory Rehabilitation Program 345-B.

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Section 3: Unlikely Consequences

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: fines, imprisonment, and forced viewing of 80s music videos.

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